David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profileg
David Clarke

@davidclarke76

Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it. I wrote a book: https://t.co/ltGClDgMUq ~ Alternate socials in pinned tweet ~ #BlackLivesMatter!

ID:33141937

calendar_today19-04-2009 05:40:04

22,0K Tweets

1,5K Followers

944 Following

David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You’re still here? Hanging out with the f@scists?

I effectively abandoned this n@zi funding service months ago. I’m just here to check my mail for people who want c0des to the good place.

And to give you judgy side eye.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You have to stop using this place

Everything you do here supports bigotry and malice towards minorities. Even when you just banter with your friends who oppose that

I effectively qu¡t Tw¡tter in July, moving to where the sk¡es are b£ue, and it was such an improvement to my life

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just stopped by to check my mail here and whoa does this place smell horrible. How can you all stand it?

It's like being locked in a shitter. A 'Xitter', if you will.

I've got c0does to the good site, if you want one.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thanks Elon Musk for reminding me to donate to Wikipedia, an important, publicly accessible source of factual information that can’t be manipulated or destroyed by rich ppl w/ agendas

Also you might want to ask them for tips about being intentionally and successfully non-profit

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh. Are you still here? Hanging out with the fascists? Expressing de facto support with your presence?

I just dropped by to see if I had any unforwardable mail here at my otherwise abandoned profile.

You should come over to the good place, where the sk¡es are b£ue.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Are you still here? All the cool kids are on B£U€ $K¥ now.

And by “cool”, I mean “cool and ethical”.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Room for one in the life boat to the good app for existing mutuals or others I know and can be sure aren’t bots.

Dee Em me.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Room for one in my lifeboat to the blooooo app. Dee Em me.

Existing mutuals only or people I otherwise recognize to be sure I’m not helping a b0t.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Remember, tomorrow (or right now if you’re in Australia) is . Stay off this place for just one day.

Let’s starve the muskhole.

account_circle
Mark Hamill(@MarkHamill) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a . Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I knew I wouldn’t have to scroll long to see this thread become racist, and to see the person who tweeted the original post just shrug when it did.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For years I’ve felt bad for my mom who hasn’t been able to retire and still works at 70.

Then she and my step dad, 10 years older, retired for 18, just went and bought a $55,000 car.

She’s able. They’re able. They just can’t stop playing “keeping up with the Joneses”.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kind of jealous of that worm that got to be frozen for 46,000 years. Wouldn’t you like to just sit out the next 46,000 years? Wake up and no more X or trump or Crocs.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ll be interested in when it can tell me the exact moment I should get up from my desk to walk to Chipotle so I arrive when the line is shortest.

A long line at Chipotle is just time to think about where I’d rather be eating instead.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every time there is rain in the Arizona desert I am baffled at how many people do not have the common sense to not drive their cars into flowing water.

“But I didn’t know how deep it was,” the fool mumbled after being airlifted.

Yes. Exactly. That’s why you don’t drive into it.

account_circle
David Clarke(@davidclarke76) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Melon Husk’s algorithms are terrible. What would ever make it think this is something I would be interested in?

Melon Husk’s algorithms are terrible. What would ever make it think this is something I would be interested in?
account_circle