'I have the most wonderful carer now in Kia.' 'She is lovely in every way and so is everyone at the home, I couldn't wish to be in a better home anywhere.' Word War Two veteran Ken was brought to tears thanking his carer Kia on #VEDay75😢🥰 A true hero.

Few days ago Owen Jones was comparing our press to North Korea because they led with Wilfred Johnson’s arrival. How many pro government newspapers would have a front page splash of the opposition leader in North Korea?

Heated debate on the family WhatsApp as to which colour the Queen will be wearing during her VE Day speech tonight. I’ve said blue.

Shane Richie singing ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’. Luckily I’ve had a drink today.

Rachael Swindon really gauging the mood of the nation here.

The Luftwaffe should have targeted our garden centres to break the British spirit. They missed a trick there.

Did I miss the press conference in which Chris Whitty revealed conga lines have proven immunity to Coronavirus?

Not surprised in the least with #MiriamMargolyes comments. Over the last few years she’s surrounded herself with some extremely unpleasant individuals, most of them antisemites. Miriam lost her way some time ago.

Dang. Should have got shares in Halfords.

Well I enjoyed the graphs if nobody else did.

COVID-19 Alert Levels as Elton John songs. #BorisSpeech

There are some awful takes on Twitter. Then I remember they were probably the same ones who needed to be instructed on how to wash their hands.

Someone has written an article calling Piers Morgan a national hero. That’ll definitely help the situation.