Just about sums Young up that. The ONE thing you’d expect an ex England winger who took free kicks to do is score a fucking penalty. Even at his age of 74. But of course he doesn’t. Fuck him off and Dyche too now

Dyche does my fucking head in. But when we get Branth back and a settled back 4 with him in it, I think we’ll be sound this season

Was a really difficult watch that. And I’m an Everton fan

Really looking forward to watching the game Saturday and seeing them continually cut to Jarrad in the bench each time we concede

Only Michael Keane starting has worse effects on the audience

Just checked the fixtures. For the record, I think we’ll be sound this season BUT imagine that last game and a certain rat like creature scoring an important goal that day…

As a lad who spent my mid 00’s in Newcastle, I know what a great city it is and how sound Geordies are generally. I also learnt that the minute they put their zebra top on and start speaking football, they are absolutely clueless and horrendously arrogant. It’s got worse….

Thelwell - often correctly - gets a lot of stick. But getting Ndiaye in the club has to be up there with some of the smartest recruitment we’ve ever done

Cole Palmer is an outrageous player. Probably the best in the prem at present. But he really, really needs to sort that Simple Jack barnet out…

Haha this Southampton keeper makes Paul Gerrard look like Buffon 😂

And now it’s a training session, United brining on the half wits. Fuck off Dyche

We got beat 4-0 to these clowns, an absolute Dyche disaster class. Fucking Rashford and Zirkzee managed to bang 2 in each. Absolute Charity FC Everton that

Enough. The fans hate him, the players don’t want him there and he doesn’t want to be there, he’s waiting for the sack / payoff. Just do it now and give us half a good feeling around the club and a fighting chance to stay up

Whilst Arsenal fans will claim Raya is this brilliant keeper - and he is good - he’s absolutely shite at penalties 😂

Michae Keane simply can not play for Everton again

Haven’t got a ticket today, made peace with the Arsenal game being my last at Goodison. But if Moyes starts Harrison and Doucoure again today, fuck watching it. I’ll just take the kids out or something

Tell you what, Untied absolutely schooled us not paying for Branthwaite and getting Yoro and De Ligt for £100m 😂😂😂😂

Anthony Gordon thinks he’s Gareth Bale. He’s not - he needs to sort his ego out. Cost his team again

I see the fella who was going to displace Pickford for England has already had a replacement bought for him and can’t get a game

I just write these games off with Moyes. Even Dyche and Lampard got a fucking draw here. This is his 9th defeat in a row at the Etihad. He’s been doing the same thing at these away ground for 24 years - it doesn’t fucking work