I can't stop playing legend of mushroom.

Ready for vacation

Inside every person there are two bears. One is all things good. Compassion, love, trust. The other is all things evil. Fear, shame, and self-destruction. Which one wins? The one you feed.

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me

Whats it called when you be full & still hungry

when twins aren’t identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

Yall thought you were done with us?!

Eventually you just decide to continue, or decide to quit being a fuckin’ loser and do something about it

There are people out there who proudly claim they’ve never seen The Princess Bride. These are not my people.

I can’t imagine having a profitable start if you open a car wash during hurricane season 🤔

Gang

thinking about what tom delonge is doing rn

Creed had some bangers and we were so mean to them

My X timeline today:

Karma will find you. At home, at work, at Coldplay concerts.

No one prepared us for handling aging parents. There should be a class.

Everyone! Happy Gilmore 2 has been officially released 🥳