I’ll make the most international coffee I have, “Montreal Morn” I’m sorry, I only have Nescafé I’ll really, REALLY sorry

&$@?%#!!!

When the navy gets to that number, I expect there will be a small but vocal group demanding the CVN-99 be named the USS Flagg

Look Just look at how incredibly stupid you are to post this Just look

Go shit your pants to dodge the draft about it

Does anyone live in an area where you’re allowed to vote in elections in cities you don’t live in? Every time a sales tax comes up for a vote here it comes as this shock and outrage to some that they can’t vote in another city’s elections “But I buy things in your city!!!”

Local elections during the midterms here mean oklahoma gubernatorial primaries and Stitt is term limited, so it’s a crowded field “Chip Keating for governor, not a career politician” YOUR DAD IS FORMER GOVERNOR FRANK KEATING So just a nepo pol? Touché

Awww geez I’ve gotta wait at least two more weeks for global thermonuclear armageddon

What is with these guys and seriffed fonts

Batman 89 didn’t have enough characters in it to make action figures for, so they just threw in the super friends models of Robin and the penguin

So the global crisis is averted, we think, maybe Let’s say this really is a solution for the near term How are things any better off now than February 27? We can’t say “no Iranian nukes” because we supposedly obliterated them last summer

“Games People Play” I assume it was named after the Alan Parsons song

I will give credit where it’s due If the world turns out to be a less unstable and dangerous place than it was before this started on February 28, then mission accomplished I’m not sure how any of this will accomplish that, but if it does then that would be great

Listen boy, I can’t give you a Virginia slim unless I put some shoes on your feet Yeah I know I don’t get it either

The “number of other ingredients” was like the toy surprise in the bottle “Oh sweet, heroin!”

I think someone needs a safe space where everyone tells him how great he is for being white and also he was way more popular than Lucy Lawless on his own tv show

Hell yeah SWOTL

Of all of the stories describing the end of the world, I don’t think many predicted it would be thanks to two countries trolling each other with AI slop