Slipped out today from administrative leave and attended an industry event today. Not one really to tip MPs but highly impressed by Dr Luke Evans MP very impressive little speech full of optimism and decent person in my very brief conversation. Could be a future hitter in politics

RIP Rolf Harris

RIP Rolf Harris

The lad who tackled the Just Stop Oil cricket protestor turned it into the best LinkedIn post ever 😂🙏🏻

Hello Sky Bet can I get odds on Cricket Australia men’s team taking a wicket by mankad in the next test? Will probably be all round shit bloke Pat Cummins doing it

Happy birthday to the NHS. 13 years ago the coroner reported on my mothers death saying fundamental errors in the care she received contributed to her death. Since then I’ve not set foot in one of your facilities #thankyouNHS #NHS75

Keir Starmer's speech has been interrupted by a man protesting about Labour's green policies

I have not seen a more gutless bit of cricket than seeing Alex Carey back away like that since Graeme Swann walked out of The Ashes mid series

You cannot present the news when you are the news. Hope this helps Jon Sopel but Huw Edwards is rightly finished

I’m going to ask a cup of tea for some investment advice

What a wanker. Women no longer being educated Women having to be escorted by a man outside Women living second class lives Remove his whip Rishi Sunak

Hi Sainsbury's is it French chicken or from Great Britain as your packaging seems a bit confusing?

I appear to have caused an incident at work. We have a member of staffs kid in for a couple of weeks paid work experience. His mum has suggested he pays rent now he can earn money so I told him to say if I don’t are you going to make me homeless? She wasn’t impressed with it

Deploy the flares #Lionesses

Dreadful scenes earlier today in Waitrose, Stratford before the football. I saw a grown man in a West Ham kit throw a broccoli at a kid no more than 10 years old in his Chelsea kit and then proceed to shout “we are West Ham we hate vegetables” #WhuChe

Excellent letter in this morning’s Times

More evidence that Scotland has the best NHS in the UK. 3 weeks ago Kelly could barely walk up stairs or go shopping because of Long Covid. 2 days ago she was leading an independence march around hilly Edinburgh & hosting the rally in Holyrood Park. Amazing work by our NHS.

Got to be one of the most moronic things I've read in a long time on.ft.com/3L6tr0z

With respect to Rory Stewart he basically got upset he didn’t win the leadership election then pissed off. I want to hear about public service from him like I want to hear from Fred West on patio laying