A child sleeping on you is the best thing. A dog sleeping on you is next.

Ferrari: Stay out. Sainz: *fights Perez* Ferrari: box box Sainz: STFU YOU IDIOTS I’M RACING HERE Ferrari drivers great. Ferrari car great. Ferrari decisions awful. #FrenchGP

Hey Apple , remember how you used to not allow marketing through necessary app notifications? Go back to that. Hey Uber! Fuck off with your spam when I can’t turn your notifications off.

In other #F1 drama, Mattia Binotto clearly needs to go at Scuderia Ferrari HP. But where will they find a guy with the guts and charisma to take on Ferrari dysfunction and put the team on track again? Guenther Steiner to Ferrari. You read it here first.

Elon Musk may be an asshole/supervillain, but he’s one of the great heroes of the climate change battle. He put electric cars a decade or more ahead, just by making them actually cool and desirable. A car only Ralph Nader could love won’t ever sell.

FUCK CANCER.

I think it should be clear by now that Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani are, in fact, Lizard People.

Small businesses are run by their founders. Larger businesses are run by their accountants. Still larger businesses are run by their lawyers. But the biggest businesses are run by their PR departments.

“Oh noes! Our opponent (or some other random right-winger) said something outrageous! Please send $$!!!” - every Democratic candidate and organization

make is the qwerty of build tools.

Dear Max fans: I’m glad you’re so enthusiastic, but maybe ask yourselves if tossing your orange smoke bombs on the track and causing red flags during qualifying is actually appropriate behavior. Sheesh. #F1

Spark joy in others.

Reminded that the patriarchy and toxic masculinity fucks up EVERYONE.

tfw the NIST security vulnerability database is throwing 503 errors.

I watch tv as background noise while working, and I work at the same desk I use for audio mixing, so I listen on my excellent Focal monitors. Now I get very judgmental about poor audio mixing on commercials.

Blockchain cures cancer.

Today, I got the wonderful news that not one, but TWO of my friends have beaten cancer! And you know what? Fuck cancer anyway.

Screen cap from the comments section of the latest Herschel Walker abortion allegations (via YouTube).

It’s the kind of day when I’m quoting Samuel Beckett to describe infrastructure architecture decisions.