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Dave Nystrom

@davenystrom

I write and say funny things.

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linkhttps://youtu.be/kSRIPxyZWfA calendar_today22-05-2009 06:31:40

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Best in Comedy feat. Dave Nystrom Aug 28-29. Get yourr tickets at laughshopcalgary.com 403.255.6900 #davenystrom #bestincomedy #laughshopyyc #yyccomedy #yyc

Best in Comedy feat. <a href="/davenystrom/">Dave Nystrom</a> Aug 28-29. Get yourr tickets at laughshopcalgary.com 403.255.6900 

#davenystrom #bestincomedy #laughshopyyc  #yyccomedy #yyc
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Has your staff been stuck working remotely? Treat them to Game Time With Dave: The Interactive Online Comedy Game Show!! youtu.be/5HPr-yjby9U via YouTube

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My new web series, starring Pete Zedlacher, Chris Gordon, Lori Gibbs, Brett Forte, Matt Foster, Marito Lopez, Erin Elizabeth Wood Jeremy Campbell and Me! Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=kSRIPx…

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the worst part about not drinking is staying out and pretending you’re having fun to prove to yourself it’s not the only thing that brings joy to your life

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#TrudeauLooksLikeAGuyWhoWould get really mad at his wife for putting his special frisbee golf pants in the washing machine, “because they’re custom made and it clearly says dry clean only on the label!”

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#TrudeauLooksLikeAGuyWhoWould ask to borrow your puppy “to meet chicks”, and then leave it tied to a tree in the park when he picks a woman up.

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#TrudeauLooksLikeAGuyWhoWould would bring wet wipes to a paintball tournament to wipe off the hits that “didn’t count because he wasn’t ready”.

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When you’re a dude and you die, your closest friends get together and talk about all the weird and crazy shit that you did, that your family has no idea about. This is called your Brobituary, and it’s the real story of your life. #WordsIJustMadeUpThatShouldBeARealThing

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This weekend - another stacked comedy bill at Yuk Yuk’s Calgary with Calgary’s Dave Nystrom and Edmonton’s Rob Pepper, not to mention host Austin Lonneberg Get tickets at yukyuks.com/calgary or call 403-258-2028

This weekend - another stacked comedy bill at Yuk Yuk’s Calgary with Calgary’s <a href="/davenystrom/">Dave Nystrom</a> and Edmonton’s Rob Pepper, not to mention host Austin Lonneberg

Get tickets at yukyuks.com/calgary or call 403-258-2028