"We never really know 'em. We think we do, think there's nothing can surprise us, then they get wanked off by your Brother." lol #Shameless

"Where's your Mama gone... Where's your Mama gone... Used to sing that to the kids when Monica fucked off." LMFAO!!!!!! #Shameless

😂 #Shameless

@specky4eyez HAHAHA!! ssssh! Art Therapy sounds more posh. Keeps me out of mischief anyway... for a while. ;)

@specky4eyez I'd forgotten how CRAP I was at colouring in though. lol Keeping between the lines with poor eyesight isn't great.

Who do I gotta shag to get a coffee around here? *holds out empty cup*

"Shift that condom and give Mandy Maguire her knickers back." 😂 #Shameless

"What is it?" "I dunno, but thank god we killed it." 😂 #Shameless

💔 Heartbreaking! Bye, Steve. Anne-Marie Duff is AMAZING as always! #Shameless

*licks lips*

*dives into freshly made bed before cat beats me to it* 😏

@daniel_o_brien *pokes you in the back with it*

#CoachTrip catchup time. Better late than never, right?

"You would not get an extra blob of ice-cream off Mr Whippy. Not a chance." *gasps* Don't diss Mr Whippy. lol #CoachTrip

I've NEVER seen someone so happy to go on a fishing trip before. 😂 Brilliant! #CoachTrip

"I don't like fish." says the miserable old trout! #CoachTrip

*sounds #CelebJuice klaxon* oooossh!