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Be the best at being you. The rest is out of your control.

my kind of guy exactly! quite right to let laggards lag behind. the race IS to the swift. most fun is crossing against the red light leaving a whole curbside of timorous folks behind eyeing you enviously. you are half the block away by the time the light changes & now the

Getting through a little crash by listening to Christopher Cross songs. I need my head examined. #pwME

#pwME, anyone a cartoonist? I have an idea for a New Yorker cartoon about ME/CFS. The setting is a doctor’s office (or a bedroom). The patient is lying on the bed. The doctor (or caretaker in bedroom) comes in, and above him is the sun shining brightly. Hovering over the patient,

My new ebook of 25 humorous personal stories and essays below. Think David Sedaris but unknown, less talented, and with some profanity sprinkled in. #Writers #writerscommunity #ebooks #humor amazon.com/Tales-Unseriou…

“The only difference between me and you is a flip of a coin. Chance. Luck. The coin landed on the wrong side for me and I got cast in ugly hues and now I must fight.” - Whitney Dafoe, 2025 #pwME, the flip of a coin is exactly right. It’s what separates us from healthy people who

“True happiness comes from bragging.” - Me, 2025

I just found this old book trailer video I’d done for my self-published book in 2011, which got scathing reviews, as well as a few good reviews, too.

I think X should change its name to Twixxter. It would be combining the word Twitter and the letter X, but instead, a double X.

I’ve done most of my "growing up" here in bed. And lately I’ve realized that "growing up" hasn’t been about figuring out the whole universe, but a process of acceptance - accepting that I don’t have it figured out and most importantly accepting myself and loving myself without

This scene is based on a real life training session I had when I was a middle manager working in an office. I sat at the back making notes. But not the notes I was meant to be making. I was thinking about a future sitcom 😂

5-year-old Alberto Cingolani performing Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 16 in C major

Any #bookreviewers want to read and review my 71-page ebook, “Tales of an Unserious Truthteller,” a humorous collection of personal stories and essays? I’ll, of course, provide you with a downloaded copy. #WritingCommmunity #ebooks #humor amazon.com/Tales-Unseriou…

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