Cannibal Corpse at the studio rn

Hell yeah we’re getting another summer of British people not being able to handle what would be a nice day in San Diego. The best was all the folks last summer revealing that they truly thought every home in America is “insulated against heat” and comes with A/C.

Lol the people who pretend their country isn’t also full of racism, hillbillies and fried food also think Americans don’t know what humidity and lake effect are.

Whoever yelled that shit at Marte is from Joliet. No south sider is dissin dead moms over baseball. Don’t do that shit.

Aye Lil B THE BASEDGOD I’m taping a comedy special and raising money to pay off Chicago Public School lunch debts on 7/12. Can we get your blessing? eventbrite.com/e/131262080716…

Me and the baddie I pulled by being funny

All those white guy country rap songs that Instagram keeps trying to show me makes me glad there might be a draft.

I had to grow up getting called a dago just to watch you blame being a sex pest on our heritage. You’re not gonna shit on my home too. Suck my motherfucking dick you goofy bitch. I’ll box your fuckin ears.

Come get me, pussy boy.

Dick Cheney looked like if a baby could sexually harass a flight attendant.

Hey James Fishback you gonna tax all the rapist and wife beating pro wrestlers who live there? Goofy motherfucker.

Midnight

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