Fuck it. White Russians.

Clean bedding. Best night of the year.

My restaurant review in the Xmas issue of the Yorkshire Post today is the excellent, tiny taqueria Food For Cowboys in Hull and Pub of the Week is The Bear in South Cave.

Whenever I eat a bacon sarnie, I am faced with this.

Been thinking of buying a 4K Blu-ray player but it means buying a 4K TV as well and it seems like a lot of outlay when my eyes are, at best, 2K these days.

What Has One Of The Most Popular Christmas Carols Got To Do With Hull? Wandering dangerously close to conspiracy theory territory, our ancient folk songs correspondent Angus Young may have been drinking. curiosityhull.co.uk/what-has-one-o… Hull Libraries

Waited half-an-hour to watch the Alistair Sim Scrooge on channel 5 and the dirty bastards are showing a colourised version. Sub-human scum.

Watching a bogey copy of Gladiator 2 that has an alcohol warning appear in the corner every time someone drinks wine. Yet, intriguingly, there are no similar warnings when someone cuts a head off or bites lumps out of baboons.

How Does Father Christmas Get Round The Word In One Night? It’s the big one! Our Urban Mythbuster Amy Thompson throws a glittery grenade at Martin Taylor of Hull History Centre but can he defuse it? Supplementals: tinyurl.com/yc7buw3j Hull Libraries

My first time watching University Challenge with Amol Rajan presenting. He’s absolutely fucking shit, isn’t he? Merry Christmas.

Why the fuck should farmers or those privately educating their kids get tax breaks? This bloke is suggesting the tax increases are red meat to the left, but the original tax breaks were definitely red meat to the right. These fuckers just don’t like it up em.

A Complete Unknown continues the biopic tradition of showing a series of events that didn’t quite happen like that while never bothering to ask why they happened at all. Chalamet is good, though. The second best onscreen Dylan impression after the unimpeachable Cate Blanchett.

I’m working the perineum and I’ve got more done in the last 3 days than I usually manage in a fortnight. So much easier when every bugger leaves you alone. I wish it could be the week between Christmas and new year every day, as Roy Wood should have sung.

Not sure why everyone’s going so mad for A Real Pain. It’s a pleasant enough little film but it’s nothing special. It’s not even funny. It’s just a nice enough way to kill 90 minutes. Has cinema become so moribund that entirely average films are lionised?

If fucking idiots like ITV News just ignored Musk, the stupid little twat would find it much harder to achieve the level of chaos politics he’s aiming at. Proper news channels shouldn’t be playing his game.

Terrible pic, obviously, but I bought one of them £50 projectors off Amazon, gave it my daughter along with an old sound bar and DVD player I had knocking around and she now has a home fucking cinema in her bedroom. Jesus H Bollocks, I spoil my bastard kids.

What’s Going On With Victoria Pier? Our permanent maritime structures correspondent Angus Young has spotted something potentially significant in council papers. curiosityhull.co.uk/whats-going-on… Hull Libraries