I'm after 2 tickets for Bilbao on Thursday if anyone can help 🙏🏻 dave jones Adam Wales #UTFR 👊🏻

Some trip! Nowt on earth like being a red 😎👌🏻looks like we’ll be back there in a couple of week boys 🕺🏼UTFR!!!🔴⚪️⚫️

Good lad. Good deal for someone 👇🏻👇🏻👍🏻

Me trying to unstick my balls mid-walk on a hot summer’s day ☀️

Don’t have any malice towards villa as a club, I’m not arsed about them. But so happy to see this dense bastard fuming!😂😂😂thicker than a Boxing Day shit the lad!😂😂😂😂

So good to see the Geordies humbled again🤣 absolute helmet fan base. Seriously weird bunch😂😂 #Sesko #MUFC #NUFC

Oh but, but the “Cartel” are just paying everyone more and ruining football!🤣It’s been great to see so many delusional fan bases humbled this window and to see everyone’s irrational outrage and bitterness that United are acting like a proper football club again😎 #MUFC #UTFR

Hope Newcastle finish this summers outstanding entertainment off by paying somewhere close to £80m for Nicolas Jackson😂😂and in the process fund Chelsea giving us a decent fee for Garnacho🕺🏼😎 bad, delusional helmets them geordies🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂 #MUFC #NUFC #UTFR

Obviously don’t want Isak to go to Liverpool as I fuckin hate them but watching this Geordie melt down AGAIN is absolutely sensational viewing!! Bad helmets! 😂😂😂 the weirdest fan base in the country by some distance n there’s serious competition!🤦🏼‍♂️🥴🤣 #Isak

Wan Bissaka not defending his back post. Shock. But, but United have sold their best defender🙄🤦🏼‍♂️don’t let media agendas fool u kids. A really good lad, very likeable, nothing like a top all round defender. The correct decision to sell👍🏻 #mufc

Women 😂😂😂

Reminder that Phil Foden doesn’t have a starting spot at the age of 24. Their fans don’t freak out about him. Mainoo is 20. Paul Scholes became a regular starter at 22. Give Mainoo time to develop. Don’t put unnecessary pressure, otherwise he will break and you will move on to

It took 5 and a half minutes. This stuff is just absolutely rubbish for the live and TV experience, not clear and obvious, not the point of the technology.

This lad isn’t mentally stable 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

Gone viral on another app and had people posting on other sites so might as well post on here. Lennon’s choice of football club 🤣🤣🤣

The best fucking golf shot of all time

If this ever needed saying again.. If you’re struggling. Fucking speak to someone. #RickyHatton

Ricky Hatton

Spot on. Will never, ever be a consistently top player. Weak as piss mentality 🚮🗑️#rashford #MUFC

Next door has found the husband or dad tryna bang the daughters mate or something not sure but NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY Jet2tweets x