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Dave Gander

@davegander

Electrician/Handyman. Delight in winding up fanatics. Love satire and take the **** out of everyday stupidity Seeks honest politician. 🤣

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calendar_today29-10-2013 12:10:34

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East Sussex Highways have blocked me because I tell it as it is and support everything with evidence - well here we have their highway maintenance. Overhanging and encroaching. No space for pedestrians and this is the A275 Lewes. Complete incompetence, what do inspectors do???

East Sussex Highways have blocked me because I tell it as it is and support everything with evidence - well here we have their highway maintenance. Overhanging and encroaching. No space for pedestrians and this is the A275 Lewes.  Complete incompetence, what do inspectors do???
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East Sussex Highways proving yet again they contribute more to flooding than global warming will ever do. They hate me criticising them and suggesting they are a pointless irrelevant bunch of coffee drinking donut eating lazy buggers that aren’t doing their job

East Sussex Highways proving yet again they contribute more to flooding than global warming will ever do. They hate me criticising them and suggesting they are a pointless irrelevant bunch of coffee drinking donut eating lazy buggers  that aren’t doing their job
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In case you are wondering why East Sussex Highways don’t want you to find Hassocks, Keymer, Ditchling or Plumpton - sorry I can’t help. Why not ask them?

In case you are wondering why East Sussex Highways don’t want you to find Hassocks, Keymer, Ditchling or Plumpton - sorry I can’t help. Why not ask them?
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More incredible incompetence from East Sussex. Taken from directly in front of my face, couldn’t move further to the right due to detritus on the pavement. More danger

More incredible incompetence from East Sussex. Taken from directly in front of my face, couldn’t move further to the right due to detritus on the pavement. More danger
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This is a major contributing factor to the diabolical roads in East Sussex. 4 on site, one making suggestions one leaning one a shovel one sat with his phone and one sat in the van. Brilliant service - not.

This is a major contributing factor to the diabolical roads in East Sussex.  4 on site, one making suggestions one leaning one a shovel one sat with his phone and one sat in the van.  Brilliant service - not.
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Bake Out, Lewes. Is it a Brie and Bacon Croissant or a life support system for a battalion of hungry soldiers. Never disappoints.

Bake Out, Lewes. Is it a Brie and Bacon Croissant or a life support system for a battalion of hungry soldiers.  Never disappoints.
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On this day in 6th Aug 1945 we not only entered the Nuclear age Alan entered the world. Sadly Alan didn’t quite make the 80th anniversary falling just a few days short.

On this day in 6th Aug 1945 we not only entered the Nuclear age Alan entered the world. Sadly Alan didn’t quite make the 80th anniversary falling just a few days short.
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HELP. This was important when it entered my store. Now it has emerged it seems to have become a yellow thingy with a threaded elbow and the casting says A7C, large gap 9. Any ideas and is anyone looking for one?

HELP. This was important  when it entered my store. Now it has emerged it seems  to have become a yellow thingy with a threaded elbow and the casting says A7C, large gap 9.   Any ideas and is anyone looking for one?
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A little poem I did for Dickie Bird; I read it on ⁦BBC⁩ this afternoon. I wanted it to be loving and sentimental, like Dickie was.

A little poem I did for Dickie Bird; I read it on ⁦<a href="/BBCYorkshire/">BBC</a>⁩ this afternoon. I wanted it to be loving and sentimental, like Dickie was.