#motd, The referees love a big cheer for their ego. This microphone bollocks just gives em more of an incentive. They go home and tell the Mrs they were a hero today..

#ManCity, Madrid will stick ten up this shower o shit.

#ManCity, I think Peps ego and stubbornness is becoming a big problem.

#ThisMorning, Why ain't she barking at cat?

#ThisMorning, Has Jeff been electrocuted?

#ThisMorning, I think Kielty was punching anyway..

#ThisMorning, Here's the one trick pony

#ThisMorning, Cat was chained down so she didn't get sucked up the hoover.

#emmerdale, If Mack stays alive he's gonna out John.. Can't believe he ain't killed him..

#ntas, get on with it you twat

#ThisMorning, Ben ripping Piers is quality. Best presenters by a mile.

#ThisMorning, I remember when Holly and Phil won and came in pissed up. At least the grown ups are doing it now.

#thismorning, god, her enthusiasm is off the scale. If you don't wanna be there, sod off.

#thismorning, Lineker " it gives us chance to tell you little people what we think you should do"

#thechase, humongous listening flaps.

Got too much time on your hands mate. #thismorning

#ThisMorning, Just watching on plus one, Ashley really got her wucking mords fuddled. Ferrari slaughtered her too. Great.

Dear Mr Trump. Could you open old sausage fingers eyes and have a word about these incompetent buffoons who are ruining our once great country and tell him to do something about it. Ta

#gogglebox, Cunts on here shit scared of saying anything slightly racist. Starmer is dictating Gogglebox..

#gogglebox, no swords or machetes on that march by the way..