Very good Agent Davies. #lufc

Football and arrogance often go hand in hand, so it never surprises me. But I have to admit I had a proper Keegan moment when I heard the Leicester coach’s words before last night’s game: “I’d LOVE it if we beat them!” And to do it in that fashion… poetry! #LUFC #justanotherwin

Chuff me, Archie Gray is so chuffing good. #LUFC #CHELEE

Playoffs it is. Not holding my breath. #lufc

Four whole minutes of hope. Sounds about right. #lufc

Queefing our way into the playoffs. Inexplicable after how 2024 started. #lufc #LeedsUnited

Did the Rob Burrow Marathon in Leeds today. Total bucket list moment, but this photo captures an even more important moment: the precise moment I took my first post-marathon sip of beer, whilst asking how Leeds got on in the playoffs. #LeedsMarathon #RobBurrowMarathon

Really needed to score in that opening 10 minutes of pressure. #lufc #PlayoffsFinal

Ups and downs! #lufc

Enough is enough is enough. Get the f*ckers out. They have never EVER cared about you

Back at it. First of four mega shows in a row smashed. #ludlowcastle #james

8.25M euro release clause.

My 14 year old cat who barely moves except to eat would have saved. I wish for one weekend I wouldn’t be tortured by Leeds United’s antics. Fuck me…

Oh not again, Leeds! If it all goes to crap again I’m going with ‘the failure to bring in a proper number 10 in January’ as my gripe of choice. How about you??? #lufc

The recent Patrick Bamford cameos have been as classy as Charlton Heston’s cameo in Wayne’s World 2! #lufc

Tell you what… Gruev has been effing brilliant tonight! #lufc

Get in Leeds! 100 Points… amazing achievement and the exact amount of heart attacks they have given me over the course of a bonkers season! #lufc #mot #guafc

Ampadu, Stach and Tanaka in that centre midfield tonight #lufc