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Dave Parke

@dave_parke

Non-Combat Veteran with 2 Good Conduct Awards. Interview people cooler than me on The Team House. Comics, D&D and general geekery. Only here to find a wife.

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We’ve gone from “accidental discharge” to “negligent discharge” to “full retard discharge”. Never go full retard discharge.

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Please go read and share my new article outlining warning signs of 764 involvement along with some protective strategies for parents. This article is free to the public.

Please go read and share my new article outlining warning signs of 764 involvement along with some protective strategies for parents. This article is free to the public.
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This is cruel and inhumane. If I am trolling you for bad takes it should be a crime to humanize yourself and be into cool stuff. Making me reflect on my actions or feel bad about shit talking is abusive and, I’m pretty sure, against the Geneva Convention.

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Going through my old VHS collection and was reminded of the time Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince and trying to rebrand hip hop culture. H/T Manny Salazar

Going through my old VHS collection and was reminded of the time Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince and trying to rebrand hip hop culture. H/T <a href="/SetantaADV/">Manny Salazar</a>
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An infantryman is saying the military should replace all automatic weapons with semi-automatics because they are inferior. Pretty sure I’ve seen it all now. We finished the internet.

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As a veteran with an Expert marksmanship badge, I can confirm this. If you aren’t having at least one or two negligent discharges a year then you obviously aren’t handling your weapon enough. They’re as inevitable as accidentally getting woman pregnant or getting arrested.

As a veteran with an Expert marksmanship badge, I can confirm this. If you aren’t having at least one or two negligent discharges a year then you obviously aren’t handling your weapon enough. They’re as inevitable as accidentally getting woman pregnant or getting arrested.
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This dude is 100% Nice Guy™. Seriously, any guy who says “female platonic friends” instead of “female friends” as a descriptor when nobody is asking is kind of hung up on the “platonic”. $100 he is the “good man” that he thinks they just don’t appreciate for who he is.

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A truly sad thing about not having any children is that I will never be able to teach my grandkids why this meme bangs so hard, why the State is the enemy of the people, and why you should always have Spectre on station.

A truly sad thing about not having any children is that I will never be able to teach my grandkids why this meme bangs so hard, why the State is the enemy of the people, and why you should always have Spectre on station.
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Hey all, I appreciate the calls and texts checking in on me. I’m good. I started working on a project a little over a month ago to track online predators. I’m using multiple AI models to help me vibe code it. The project has gotten bigger and bigger with every step and now will

Hey all, I appreciate the calls and texts checking in on me. I’m good. I started working on a project a little over a month ago to track online predators.  I’m using multiple AI models to help me vibe code it. The project has gotten bigger and bigger with every step and now will