Imagine being told to behave by Austin Powers of all people

Just one of my incredible thoughts

Photos make it look like Paddington was taken during the opening credits of The Leftovers

Hi I’m Tracy Letts, often considered one of the greatest living American playwrights. my wife is the perfect and universally adored Carrie Coon. I own 20,000 blu rays which we watch a selection from each night. Man fuck you

A reply to a tweet about THE MATRIX :)

I’ve tweeted about Noah a lot in my life, but for him to tweet about me? It means we’re married now.

Still in shock. To every single coyote who did not give up chasing: thank you. Your belief and persistence kept us alive. No words can articulate the gratitude we have to KetchupEntertainment for helping us catch this bird.

Can we get a little chatter going for the Ladd Company tonight

thought this was a Joan Cornellà comic until I realized there was no punchline

Women prefer whichever version of this guy texts to see if she wants him to get her a diet coke on the way home

they did in fact put my bare chest on deadline my new film AMERICAN COMIC premiering in LA sunday june 29

A strange (but true) story starring myself, Alex Cross, and a media mogul’s grandson.

Wait til this guy hears about divorce

just fyi marshmello is turtle

This is just the end of the Mad Men pilot

The industry might be in a weird place, but I just put the final touches on my Colbert packet and every joke is fine tuned. It's bulletproof. I feel REALLY good about it. Being a writer is pretty cool sometimes :)