You’re Dennis Prager’s nephew. You’re pitching against the best baseball players in the world. You’ve got two strikes and two outs on an all star w bases loaded. What do you throw? Fucking 78 middle middle w no break!

being a little shit is perfectly legal

im fuckign tired

Orval Overall is the sickest name ever, parents were really doing something here

USA got their caglianones absolutely pasquantino'd by Italy in the Classic last night

I'm all in on Italy in the classic now, I like these dudes

i cut out the protagonist of the Baby Steps game falling and watched him against a black void and I started crying

Every Latino country is dancing and having fun in the dugout, and Team USA has baby killer fabulists while their ace pitcher is stealing valor because he went to the Air Force academy to like a year before bailing to go to LSU. What a joke of a country.

I love baseball so much, I'm really grateful to be able to see this tonight