Good morning tiny people in my phone

Some silly lil mugs I made

Please please please please please please please please please please

Crystal City, VA August 7th + 8th A few stolen moments still up for grabs. Make me laugh, make me swoon—your move.

My kink is ignoring bad inquiries 🫶🏻

Feeling super grateful for all the generous and wonderful suitors in my life this morning. Every day I wake up is a gift! I am blessed to have such a fun, silly, and full life. Even when it’s overwhelming. Love yall.

Good of an evening as I’ll get to be in the beehives, but I’m still sweating 🥵 think my little baby split hive needs a mite treatment…if anyone wants to fund it…

If you serve me raw broccoli with bitter ass burnt garlic I’m getting up and leaving

Good morning, friends. What are our thoughts on receiving deposit in BTC?

A short weekend in NYC to see MCR and Death Cab For Cutie’s 20-year album anniversary tours :——)

Can’t wait t get my knee fixed this winter so I can go back to bouncing on it crazyyyy style 🤓

Thank you for all the replies on this. I didn’t expect it to get that much traction and I’m a little too overwhelmed to reply to everyone individually but I am taking plenty of notes. Thanks 💗

Imagine being mad at me and I’m just in my kitchen making strawberry jalapeño chicken thighs with broccolini and toasted squash seeds to the Mulan soundtrack :/

Which of you cuties sent me this? Initials aren’t enough, I know too many people 😓

Good morning from big pig city