The Cover Cats of Caturday 😽

Fooming. Muvver has been to visit her friend’s doggy. She had better not be getting any ideas - you can’t tell which is him and which is the rug pfft. 😼😼

Having a good wash and chilling on next door’s table and chairs …. 🙀😸😹

No we are not coming in muvver - we much prefer Jill’s chairs next door to all the comfy chairs and sofa at home.🙀🙀

Butter-wouldn’t-melt Hissypants Violet brought a mousey 🐁 in with her late last night and then dropped it as soon as she saw her food bowl filled with fresh chimcken. The 🐁 fled and is now hiding somewhere in the house and muvver is 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Violet: Friends, please send help. I know (because my cat flap is locked) that I am going to the V-E-T. 🙀🙀 In half an hour, the game of ‘catch me if you can’ will start - I have already been removed from the back of the bath… Let the games commence! ⚔️ 🥊 😾

Violet Hissypants: Well I’ve been to the flipping vets (pfft 😾) who is trying me on Metacam for possible arthritis as I’m not grooming my hips/back. My teethies 🦷 are fine. So I’m now back home doing the doorstep dance. I am getting chimcken for being a good girl. 😺😺

Violet Hissypants: Yes I did kill a mouse last night and bring it through the cat flap, but now I want a proper breakfast. Let me in 🙀😾😸 🍲

I am heartbroken to announce that Violet Hissypants was found dead at the side of the road yesterday. She was a madam and lived life very much on her terms, but was gorgeous and totally adored. I like to think of her mouse gift on Tuesday as her ‘last hurrah.’ God Speed Violet 😿

Just to say a huge thank you for all the very kind messages and condolences following Violet’s sudden departure ORTB 🌈 You really are the best and the loveliest of people. Much love ❤️

Monty and Venus this morning 😸

“My milkshakes bring all the boys to my yard”

Mummy says she wants a job on this bus! Pfft.

Monty: Mum! Mum! Hugo has opened the cat food cupboard and he’s got a big bag of dreamies out!

What do cats like for breakfast? Mice crispies! 😹 And no muvver, I am not getting off the neighbour’s fence. 😸😸

Monty: I am getting ready for Halloweeeeen 🎃 💀 by collecting cobbywebs 😸😸

Friends, der are meesies 🐁 hiding in this wall! Now I just have to wait for one of them to pop its cute little head 🐭 out so that I can say hello 👋 😸😸

Yes we are on Jill’s fence (again). She said she’s totally fine with it! 😸😹

Sometimes you just have to attack da brushy 😹😹