Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy

Your kids are not leaving the church because you didn’t train them enough. Your kids are leaving the church because you trained them well enough to develop a sense for truth and justice. You let them read the words of Jesus and they got it. And they’ve recognized that the

Manager: So, these barcodes should speed up inventory. Me: Sweden used them in their harbors to speed up boat check ins! Manager: Swedish boats have barcodes? Me: Yup! Huge UPCs right on the bow. Manager: Really? Me: It's how they Scandanavian. Manager: Manager: WHY?

Oh my God. The SAVE act would actually prevent some married women from casting a ballot. It would make it difficult for most of us to vote. The Republicans always joke about keeping women from voting and it looks like they were serious. newrepublic.com/article/186160…

Ok, ok, ok... Hear me out... After they're elected Coach Walz does a series of fireside chats where he teaches us all the stuff they didn't teach in school (civics, filing your taxes, etc) and they call it "Office Hours with Coach Walz"

CubeCon Cube genuinely saved magic for me. I started really getting into magic through commander and like all players found a lot of flaws in the format. Cube removes all of it. Im able to see so many different play patterns. It truly is the purest form of self expression in magic.

facebook.com/share/p/1AzE9d… I'm selling the foil Future Sight Greater Good, taking offers.

Liberals questioning Chappell Roan's sexuality and trying to kick her out of the LGBTQ+ community because she's not throwing a parade for a genocidal cop is where are.

I'm on one today, but God do I fucking hate gambling. If gambling laws wrote Magic out of existence I still have zero hesitation celebrating them. I want everything from lotteries to lootboxes dead. The blatant exploitation blows hard.

#mtgcube

Damn I'm so sad that etali doesn't trigger jhoria since it's not historic... Its pre-historic (I'm so sorry)

You can play Magic as anything you want. Be like May:

Hi, I have written some words on the recent bannings. Please consider reading them: docs.google.com/document/d/1RH…

had my yearly physical and the dr signed me up for flu & covid vaccine and i had to tell her no & explain i am not an antivaxer i just always get my covid shot the night before the phillies have an afternoon playoff game so i can use my vaccine pto to stay home from work to watch

the way chappell roan is just saying we need to hold politician’s accountable to higher standards and demand more from them instead of just accepting their actions and ppl are losing it like that’s not a completely common leftist take

Holy shit the liberal Chappell Roan takes are so bad, almost makes me wish I had posted my original tweet on main. She’s on your side libs she just wants you to suck less, particularly in the genoc*de department. If you don’t like being called out for it, stop funding it.

Interplanar Brushwagg Fight Pit Cube is happening. In this 4 player, multiplayer Cube 4 Interplanar Brushwagg "tokens" in unique colored sleeves start in the center of the table. Each player picks a Brushwagg as their "pet" 🫂 🧵1/4

My called shot is that a year from now when the financial sting is gone, the vast majority of people against these bans are going to switch in favor of them.