Charcoal toothpaste is what’s wrong with capitalism.

#SaintJohn I’m at the Imperial Theatre tonight! Come out and have fun! #Guelph and #Markham coming up!

#Markham! From HBOmax, the Late Late Show on CBS, Mr D, Letterkenny and Match Game, I’m at the @markhamtheatre on Sunday, May 14! Come out and have fun!

I’m at the Comedy Clubhouse in Barcelona, Spain on Saturday. If you are anywhere in Europe, you should definitely come.

I would give anything to have the confidence of this man doing a video call from a toilet stall in Washington Dulles airport.

Nate Bargatze’s monologue!

My buddy Nathan MacIntosh in the New York Times!

Thanks Glenn! I’m glad you had fun!

All flights should leave at 11am.

You know when you wake up and the Comedy Now rerun on MuchMusic is a Darrin Rose that it's going be a good day. This was 13 years ago and the dragonboat bit is as relevant today as it was in 2011. youtube.com/watch?v=NLGuk5…

I rode an exercise bike for ten minutes four days ago and I’m still walking like a retired NBA player.

Thanks for the headlining spot, SiriusXMComedyClub! Have a listen on Sirius XM!

Irish is the only goodbye.

Unpopular opinion: Target is just a slightly cleaner K-Mart

What are facts anyway? #standup #comedy #facts #cleancomedy

Check out the Ben Mulroney Show Podcast from today where we talked the collapse of the EV Industry, shooting ourselves in the foot with Interprovincial trade barriers, and I talk to the family member of a woman held hostage in Gaza.  pdst.fm/e/traffic.mega… Joined by guests

Starship Fenderbender 😂 #startrek #comedy #comedyvideos #StarTrekLowerDecks #startrekpicard #startrekthenextgeneration #baddrivers #mayaerskine #darrinrose #timtrobec

Watch the new thriller 40 Acres, in theatres July 4! Directed by RT Thorne

When you think about it, it’s wild that the animal that says “moo” is not called a moose.

Is it Father’s Day? I’m drinking a mug of white wine watching The Accountant 2 - you tell me.