For too long, deep dish pizza fans have been treated as an afterthought. If I'm Prime Minister, I'll make sure that Chicago Town pizza brings out a full range of large deep dish pizzas in the U.K.

Saltburn (2023) is a Christmas movie because in the final scene you can see Gonzo's nose from a Muppets Christmas carol.

Looking at the space at the end of the table nearest us, how on earth are we to believe that there is enough room for Gail's plate?

Trond Andersen coaches at a Norwegian sports school. Would love him to visit plough lane so he can be honoured with a chant of "WE'VE GOT TROND ANDERSEN" #AFCW

The way people are carrying on, they are acting like the sitcom "Ghosts" is good. Can we leave the reverence for quality.

Kids these days just aren't familiar with the craft that goes into being a talented swordsman.

No IM James McCaster!

If you've watched Kayne West's Vultures after show rant & you still celebrate him as an artist, 🖕

My 2024 prediction: Prince Andrew becomes a Princess Diana figure after news breaks that high ranking politicians framed him to take the heat off their own crimes. #Thepeoplesnonce

Lovely 2 bed flat next door to primary school and stones throw from prison. Was featured in British sitcom 'Spaced'. £3 Million

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Beck! You have reached 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

Name the movie

This is why government funding needs to be removed from the arts

The word epic was created to describe this cover. youtu.be/JIz-Ji8Wyog?si…

Speak to Gordon Ramsay about selling her Porsche

We used to be a country. youtu.be/kcMkvLhcfgc?si…

I'd snap £150,000 out of your hand for a striker who doesn't score.

Rebrand? Well done lads. You can take the year off. #backtothefuture #0foreffort Helm Dogg on Tour