Love is, is what I got remember that #sublime

I song kinda flat but I’m alright with dat

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It’s a waste of time and it annoys the pig.

My boss said I’m a glass half full kind of guy. That day I realized the glass is completely full, I am the glass and I choose how I fill it.

I don’t care about you, I care about your life experiences. I’m wOrking to make it the best for everyone under the sun. Fuck you mole people

The wolf is my spirit animal

Roses are red. violets are blue. My duck is on fire. Can I fuck your friends? #sweetanita

Michael Keaton is my favourite male actress

I think global warming is a good idea. I hate being cold. #bekindalways