stros back up i’m back up got that sticky 🌼 wings & pizza otw never ever kys DG preparing for a #ComebackSzn like nothing this app has ever seen.

not gonna lie that new Whataburger ad where they say “Whataburger your favorite burger whenever you want” i didn’t really love that cause i always loved me any thing at whataburger but back in the day i couldn’t even buy a combo so nah Whataburger® let’s be real now c’mon man

that U.S. Postal Service next day is in a class of its own not a good class or high class. just a class where next day can’t get an item from houston to austin well done govt boys, efficiency is certainly yall speciality tl;dr: that 任天堂株式会社 #Switch2 is gonna make for kickass sunday/monday🫠

we just say “addict” to differentiate those who don’t have self control from those who do

birds are not real

neat lil W tweet from this JoeMosexual here

boss finna be wondering why I was so unproductive all week. it is monday.

bizarre look, who tf approved this😂

it’s like that, & it’s always been like that.

well there have it folks, we appreciate Kyle and his crew up there in New York doing the hard work while we enjoy the sports

made the conscious decision last night to graciously decline bevvys, opted for smoke got higher than snoop in outer gd space & absolutely zero regret this morning/today not saying i don’t wanna drink again, but this is a great reminder of why i preferred smoke all them years lol

yes we absolutely about to ruin this young man’s chance at winning any meaningful at all during his college career

lsu winning another men’s major 3 after once again failing to produce any academic achievement of any kind ever perfectly encapsulates the priorities of that state. lmfao

i seem to recall some sniveling little phaqqot on here blindly (& retardedly lol) hating aGgy, but also loving OKC he gonna hate to realize that Alex is about to be an NBA champion, once again does anyone remember what his name was, I recall he was like cringe worthy in every

i blew out the speakers with this song last time the in laws mentioned rehab. which may have been like a week ago lmfao

alex caruso has more titles since graduating high school than texas has in 40 years

we are going to commemorate taking a series from national champion LSU Tigers this season with a souvenir cup, yeah?

#DONTCAREGOTKD Kevin Durant WEVE ABSOLUTELY NEVER BEEN SO BACK BABY

so thankful that i have safely not needed to employ this method since 2019🙏

with an 8y/o & 6y/o, being home is almost never relaxing. kids & wife are gone overnight. not sure that I know what to do with myself with all this peace & quiet & nobody asking me to do things for them or having to rush off the toilet because somebody needs something. wild