Is 32 years too late for an abortion or nah?

The nurses after I leave the clinic for my monkeypox vaccine

She’s a 10 but her ID is completely covered in badges and daisy awards

Ok did anyone have Shakira going to prison for tax evasion on their 2022 BINGO card?🧐

It’s raining 🌧

Who are we kidding. 2023 is gonna be a shit ass year just like the last 3. 2023 is gonna be like the mini boss battle before the big boss (2024).

Damn, f***ed up a bunch of stuff already. 2024 gonna be my year for sure.

By age 30 you should have: 1. A refrigerator 2. $30 in the bank 3. 2006 Nissan Altima 4. Two pairs of shoes 6. Debilitating anxiety/depression/alcoholism

Me to my alíen: so this is the cold pizza we get on night shift instead of raises

Whoever made this your moms a hoe

Happy insurrection day

Fuck Wendy’s

Hi sharks,today I’m asking for $450 for a new thermometer for my ER

Amazon, pls stop showing me ads on my feeds all the time cuz i will buy a bunch of dumb shit

Yo my duos on them blues or something #Duolingo

Scan shows “Tesla” emblem inside a patient likely swallowed smh

Alright fucked up 2025 pretty bad. 2028 gonna be my year for sure

When it’s all only male nurses on for the shift