The past doesn’t go away, it reinvents itself

Cooking some cakes in a pan this morning

Just beat my (previous) best score ever by 6 strokes, I am so back.

He’s playing PANIC on the piano while wearing a PETER MILLAR polo???? #LANK #CLIPFARMING

If they didn’t want me taking my time shitting on the clock then they’d give me better toilet paper

Playing Foodaball with the wife, gonna kick her ass

I’d shit myself too if my dad won 3 times in 4 weeks

We have a backwards floater on the FAIRWAY at Oakmont. This is why you can’t have a major in a state that borders New Jersey.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Iranian nuclear weapons facility aerial imagery captured by Israeli intelligence. We need a US airstrike on this location before it’s too late.

Just gonna start wearing soaking wet shorts, fully accepting the swamp ass rather than avoiding it.

Taking trip down memory lane with this classic

It’s a vodka watermelon and Gonster type of Saturday

Instead of going on TikTok to complain about something you lack knowledge on, you should try Google! Or going back to where you came from!

The fourth was a MOVIE bro

Just got in the BlowJob Mack mobile and these were the first two songs that played

Three guys, two slice, one loser. Tensions are high.

Three guys (with beers), 2 beers left, one loser. #whogetsit