They changed the appearance of my pills while I'm 100% sure it shouldn't make a difference I'm also 100% sure I'll feel like they act differently

why does my package tell me that!? I'm scared

I finally finished this game need to get this tattooed or something, I spent so much time to get here! #tboi #bindingofisaac #thebindingofisaac

Warum darf man nicht "Sojamilch" sagen, aber "Fruchtfleisch" schon?

how does the little tree respond to mansplaining? Man, go!

I am OBSESSED with making crystal tower style candles lately!

girls will be like "it's floor time" then go lie on the floor

ungelogen Clown oder Bestatterin

Listen, listen! Vacant mall stores should be given to local small businesses rent free (€ only heat and electricity) until they find a new tenant. Mall will appear more attractive and small businesses get their name out there

Therapist: what do we say when we feel depressed? Me: Ok Google, what's a good tattoo placement Them:....

In German hospitals we don't say "We're sorry that your therapy can't take place right now, but we'll make sure to reschedule or make up for it" instead we say: "Pflegefachkräfetmangel, kann man nichts machen 🤷🏻‍♂️"

diese Dinge brauchen Menschen mit Depressionen NICHT: ❌ Druck ❌ Bevormundung ❌ ungefragte Tipps ❌ Motivationsreden ❌ ständige Beobachtung diese Dinge BRAUCHEN Menschen mit Depressionen: ✅60 Jahre mietfrei wohnen ✅250.000€ CASH

Overworking is a common result of depression. You think if you just put in enough effort things get better. That you have to work hard to deserve happiness. That you're still sad because you're not working hard enough Take a break. You deserve it!

I accidentally watched a couple minutes of White Lotus 2 dubbed into German and am fully convinced that dubbing is the main culprit of German reactionary provincialism. 99% of the humor, intelligence and nuance is lost, all the characters sound like Mirna Funk

Hasse es einfach wenn Leute auf Biegen und Brechen immer versuchen das Positive zu sehen. Manchmal ist es einfach scheiße und man darf es scheiße finden.

Let’s play Isaac online together soon!