I’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ glad you have a beautiful face ⚪️ glad that you have a beautiful life 🔘 just happy to be at the table

Who has some nudes I can see? 🧐🥵

My targeted ads just called me a f*ggot while at work…

Friends who send parking recommendations along with the dinner location >>>>>

this one was made for meeeee

Monday has been Mondaying all Monday. 😒

Starting the long weekend with the blood of Christ. 🍷

Happy Friday! 😋

Should I text my sister, who is literally at the hospital giving birth, a last minute name suggestion?

When a quick hello turns into this… ☺️

4th time an uncle. 💙💙🩷💙☺️

I just took some great nudes, if I do say so myself. 😏

gm.

Working nights and no social life does a body good.

Let’s go girls! 🤠

The mystery of why my feet hurt today will go unsolved for years… 🤠💃🏼

Hope everyone is dressed in their Sunday best. ☀️☕️😏

Looking like beach weather this weekend. ☀️🍑🙌🏼

Happy 5/7 to all the “5’6” kings out there!!

The Rise and Papacy of a Midwestern Pontiff