Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess

It’s the I fucking love you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man’s head was gone

Yeah but diced not sliced

I need another series like doctor foster vibes any recommendations people

You want to test your relationship? Just build furniture together 👍🏽

Me after seeing I owe hmrc 190 quid this morning 👍🏽

The bar is in absolute hell when it comes to food tiktoks sometimes just seen someone make a chicken wrap and someone commented omg u need to go on masterchef g what 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Genuinely so confused and scared how normalised such graphic and violent videos are allowed to be shown on social media platforms these days

So incredibly lucky to be surrounded by such beautiful people in my life, never been so happy in my life

Said it before and il say it again if I looked like this no one could ever chat shit to me

I mean it when I say I am so fucking done with this station

Whoever has my voodoo doll this week. Enough is enough now thank you x

In regard to world events and days where Twitter is on form with memes and tweets, what’s been your favourite to date I need a laugh

People with no sense of spacial awareness with rucksacks on on the train?????????? Get that rucksack out of my FACE

All I watch in rotation is inbetweeners, modern family and phone shop day in day out

Will be having nightmares forever after watching monster on Netflix

I dunno what it is but it hits 11pm on TikTok and everything is just 1000000x fucking funnier

This would have done rounds on tumblr