Similar to the children in Lemony Snicket’s 1999 novel, I have also been experiencing a series of unfortunate events

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Late night creativity will always be my vibe

I've hit a new level of nocturnal by going to bed at 7am

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accidentally watched 30 minutes of a breaking bad episode at 1.5x speed didn’t even realize it was like damn these dudes are hauling ass today

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When the fuck do fish sleep? I look at my fishies daily and I swear I've never seen any of these bitches sleep. Ever. 1:00pm, they're awake. 3:00am, they're awake. 8:00am, awake. 11:00pm, awake. 4:00am, AWAKE.

Not my ac going out days before the hurricane as I'm prepping

If you know any church leaders in Lee or Collier county, Florida please put me in contact. My team and I are mobilizing disaster relief efforts right now.

This storm surge is no fucking joke, half of Naples is underwater

An Idaho woman who is miscarrying and been denied an abortion because of state law has been documenting herself getting sicker and sicker over the last two days

if i ever have birth complications save ME not the baby

I wish I had a button that could just shut my mind off

Well, it's finally 4am, I guess I should start smoking myself to sleep now

I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems

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This POS spent 9 MILLION DOLLARS of our hurricane relief money, no wonder half of Florida is still destroyed. All on top of fucking over everyone in FL through their insurance so we're all fucked for the next hurricane. Fuck Ron and fuck his little puppy dog Casey

Communication is never hard for someone that actually wants you