Lots of these being announced this week for a 100 date tour of the Uk 2025/2026! And I’m excited we shall be using… Static Pricing! Yes, with new Static Pricing, our Market Tracker Technology will assess demand and instantaneously not change the price in any way. But don’t go

Oh, and they are arriving out piecemeal at the moment, depending on venues. So check your local theatres first, and daraobriain.com during the week, but please, please don’t send tweets saying “I cannot believe you’re not playing (MAJOR CITY/POPULATION CENTRE I ALWAYS

And this will also definitely happen, but in 2026.

Yes! For Platinum, book yourself a nice meal beforehand, for VIP, do that and also buy an ice-cream during the interval.

Hopefully, Aus/Nz/Canada/US also in 2026. And please, please Hamer Hall, one of the best rooms in the world.

If you stand, somebody asks you to sit down. This service is supplied free.

Very happy to pass this on. It’s a gorgeous sport, let your kids have a go!

This is an excellent joke, if you know what it means; but it has sadly, officially, arrived one day too late. T- shirt from WWN

Irish friends: Jesus, that list of schools.

Some nice messing from my Chicago gig earlier this year. Uk and Ireland dates for the new tour now on sale; details at daraobriain.com instagram.com/reel/C_fXSYBtq…

I definitely think that, these days, if you post something from another social media site here, it gets deliberately buried. Let’s see if it gets more traffic if you post the post.

So these UK tour dates should now all be on sale. Irish dates have been on sale for a while. For full details, go to daraobriain.com

Just got to the words “What’s she going to look like with a chimney on her?”

Oh, I love this gag. Neat, funny, nails it. My friends in Ireland! Go see Rachel on tour, she’s great.

Anyone have any suggestions, send them to El Marcos Blackbuenos IV