Out of everyone in the Trump admin, this guy is the resident expert of talking on TV, but it's been less than a month since he got sworn in and he's already giving us timeless clips that we can spam over and over to show how evil they are

Happy Mother’s Day! Did you know the U.S. is one of just 8 countries that doesn’t guarantee paid leave for new moms? This country runs on working-class mothers but doesn’t give a fuck about them.

¡Feliz Día de la Madre! ¿Sabías que Estados Unidos no garantiza licencia pagada por maternidad ni un peso tras el parto? Ni un día. Ni un dólar. Es uno de los 8 países en todo el mundo que no garantiza absolutamente nada.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shhhhh, did you hear that? It's the sound of millions of women laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Luigi took out two CEOs

Who gets outed as a sexual abuser and then posts a poem about being so above it all… well, that would be my ex lmao

LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 want a mgmt position in retail? no problem, just tell them that you've worked at Circuit City, RadioShack, Bed Bath and Beyond, Blockbuster, Toys R Us...

𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 WORK ISNT REAL MONEY ISNT REAL JOBS ARENT REAL NOTHING IS REAL YOLO

I want Starbucks to know that I HATE that they require their employees to now write messages on the cups. You’re fucking wage theft committing, genocide supporting, burnt coffee producing dipshits. and your new uniform requirements are dumb. You’re ridiculous.

Boomers be like "there's no housing problem, you youngsters just want too big of a house, get a small cottage like I did when I was 21! You gotta WORK for it!"

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

my hot take is that parents shouldn’t even be able to opt their kids out of sex ed 🤷🏻‍♀️

Racists are really pushing their luck these days

This is the million dollar crypto dinner!

A police officer in Southern California collected $600,000 while pretending to be disabled. Nicole Brown, 39, was caught dancing and drinking at a music festival, skiing, and even running a 5K. She was charged with 15 felonies of workers' compensation and insurance fraud.

Donald said no one wanted to join the military under Biden while speaking to an entire graduating class at West Point who joined under Biden. MAGAs are dumb af.