Darlene Shaw (@dar_lana) 's Twitter Profile
Darlene Shaw

@dar_lana

Mama to 🐝 & Mr. Jack, Media Gal, Music Junkie! Fire Prevention Advocate & Avid Volunteer. Project Manager. An Upside Down Girl In An Upside Down World.

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Queue : a waiting line especially of persons or vehicles. Does no one know what this is or how it works? Definitely not a school drop off. Follow the leader people.

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15 is struggling that we only have 3 blade razors, for her sparse, blonde leg hair. Go pursue the razor aisle kiddo & see if those extra blades are worth your PT job income.

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Thinking back to the arrival of the annual Sears Wish Book. I was given an allotment of time to peruse the pages, before it was my bro’s turn to indulge. The hours clocked flipping through that were in the dozens. If you were lucky enough to order, it took weeks to arrive

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Halloween Trick or Treat on Main! I am all for supporting the downtown core & treats, but close the street. People zigzagging across the rd, blocking intersection. Fire truck struggling to get through.

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Just saw two boys around 8 years old, stop in the pouring rain to watch a mini excavator. Staring in total awe. Made my day to see such delight.

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Someone tell me why there’s such a need to bust out sequins & ridiculous embellishments for so called holiday wear. Put away the gold lame, lose the tinsel & ditch the stitch. I want structure, not a Vegas show.

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Christmas movies already? Can we at least acknowledge Remembrance Day before we stream this nonsense until mid February?

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At the derm with 14, the first appointments are already behind. Receptionist notes, very behind. It’s definitely gonna be that kinda Monday.

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14 has returned home from school to tell us how his art class will be studying mummification. I never took art, however this feels far from typical.

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What a ridiculous whine. Navigate yourself accordingly, like you do everywhere else. And hope you never require the use of hydrant

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After running an errand, I arrived home to 15, blasting Creed at an unimaginable decibel. What did I do to deserve such torment?

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After several years of enduring Creed, Kid Rock & various other heinous acts, from behind 16’s door, I’am pleased to say I finally caught a small snippet of Zeppelin this morning. Hope truly does exist