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Dutch Matrix

@dapperwoef

Simmer. From South Africa
Also Fallout.
Adult sharing adult thoughts. Unless I am not.
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Trust me, as a guy that did the Mr Delivery thing as a student, the driver won't mind. It's money in their hand. Just tip well.

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30 odd years ago I stood at my brother's grave. He took his own life. Why? Sincerely, who knows? What I do know is this: he is missed, just as YOU will be missed. Please, if you are considering suicide, please reach out to someone.

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Guy popped the question. With his sis in attendance and now I am reconsidering the plan I had for Mad Matilda. Oh not THAT question. The "wanna be vampirically dragged to bed for a woohoo?" question.

Guy popped the question. With his sis in attendance and now I am reconsidering the plan I had for Mad Matilda. Oh not THAT question. The "wanna be vampirically dragged to bed for a woohoo?" question.
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And do not ask me what I first read when I saw that pottery book... I need to take a hose pipe to this mind of mine. Or you know, start acting my age. And not my IQ...

And do not ask me what I first read when I saw that pottery book... 

I need to take a hose pipe to this mind of mine. Or you know, start acting my age. And not my IQ...
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Bro dislikes long hair??? I know he is a Vampire so looking in a mirror is not an option but come now... Just what exactly does he think is tickling his shoulder blades???

Bro dislikes long hair??? I know he is a Vampire so looking in a mirror is not an option but come now...
Just what exactly does he think is tickling his shoulder blades???
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I call this scrap of material the Bookworm Torturer. Like you want to read whatever is printed on it, but do not want to seem like you are staring and being rude. "Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!" "Yeah I know but your cleavage is getting interesting..."

I call this scrap of material the Bookworm Torturer.
Like you want to read whatever is printed on it, but do not want to seem like you are staring and being rude.
"Hey buddy, my eyes are up here!"
"Yeah I know but your cleavage is getting interesting..."
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Dear The Sims: Is it an American thing? This knocking on the door WHEN THE OCCUPANT OF THE HOUSE IS RIGHT THERE?!?!?!?!?! We in the good old South of Africa don't do that nonsense...

Dear The Sims: Is it an American thing? This knocking on the door WHEN THE OCCUPANT OF THE HOUSE IS RIGHT THERE?!?!?!?!?!

We in the good old South of Africa don't do that nonsense...
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Ever had a song that you just discovered and now you are listening to it the 7th time in a row? Yeah... Discovered one of those