That’s it. That’s all.

Men love the idea of me but fail to show up as the person I require them to be in order to get, & keep me.

Barry Keoghan you are an embarrassment to men

you’re such a weak weak weak individual if you think like this btw

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

my type

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

Passive aggressive cleaning

My new favorite video on the internet

This can’t be the same paycheck my coworker raising 4 kids with

i’m that person who waits for you until you tie your shoe while everyone else keeps walking

LADIES.. don't let no man who drinks matcha raise his voice at you. You talk to him.. woman to woman

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

i saw a girl on tiktok who said “accountability is so important to me. nobody’s perfect, but don’t try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match” felt this to the core.

At the same damn time

“I work well under pressure” me under pressure:

for your own sanity, move on like you never knew them because in reality you never did.