Most ominous bot DM

He’s so insecure that he made Grok say he’s more fit than fucking Lebron James😭

Can confirm it looks even better when you’re on top of a big fuck off hill with less light pollution

I have to admit, I was saying that trump would be charmed by zohran but I really could not have anticipated him patting him on the arm and going "it's okay sweetie, you can call me a fascist if you want to"

Zak Crawley? More like Cack Crawley

That is certainly a football team

Quite solid defensively, not really much attacking wise though, but that’s to be expected with both our attacking focal point and our best attacking outlet out injured

That is an EXCELLENT point away from home, especially considering the players we’re missing

Let me guess, we’re the worst team Ipswich fans have ever seen play against them?

Dom Hyam for £2.7m is one hell of a bargain, just a superb (and consistent) defender

Savinho is a properly crap footballer

How the bollocks have I made 7 username changes on this account? I must be losing my marbles because it’s only ever been DanWrexham AFAIA

Might be one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever read

Red card for fighting your own teammate, that is rarer than rocking horse shit

It’s nearly always been a red card every time teammates scrap with each other, so I can see why it’s been given, but I can’t help but feel like that law is a bit of nonsense, yellow card maximum imo

What a goal 😂

What a fucking save!

That is an unbelievable performance from Everton, proper dug in for that

These alternative medicine fruit loops truly are some dangerously stupid people

Ninth in The Championship. Proper nosebleed territory 😂