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Dan Wilbur

@danwilbur

My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a "great way of ruining things for people." Now I do comedy. My debut album is available now: album.link/danwilbur

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I hope someday they tell Trump he won the 2024 election. He’s going to be so happy! But he’s still out here campaigning.

I hope someday they tell Trump he won the 2024 election. He’s going to be so happy! But he’s still out here campaigning.
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He had to tweet this because Trump locked himself in a bathroom crying and this is the only way he’ll see the message

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Our first episode with Mike Drucker is up now! We’re taking weird video games and his book Good Game, No Rematch! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-…

Our first episode with <a href="/MikeDrucker/">Mike Drucker</a> is up now! We’re taking weird video games and his book Good Game, No Rematch!

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Trump and Elon are only hurting each other and it’s a tragedy. It’s like Romeo and Juliet — in that Trump fucked a 13-year-old.