Quiet reminder that when you look at a map of the world, the country sizes on the atlas are not accurate or to scale. Australia has almost the same land mass as the United States, and we are on fire. We need your outrage. We need your support. We are burning.

How is Ryan Sessegnon, the youngest spurs defender on the pitch, our only competent defender? We desperately need to invest in this window for a quality defender #MIDTOT

Surprised how polar the opinions on one of our most passionate and dedicated players are. You can’t let him go he’s Tottenham through and through. #COYS

🇵🇹 Tottenham Hotspur head coach Josè Mourinho beating Olympiacos in the Champions League to send them down to the Europa League. 🇬🇷 Only for Olympiacos to then knock Arsenal out Europa League in extra-time. 🤣 A Mourinho Masterclass! 😂🤣😅 #THFC #COYS

This kid is the reason arsenal are out of the Europa league.

Thanks Beth ❤️

this is fucking bullshit

Great win!🤴🏿 Looking forward to my apology Michail Antonio 🤣 #FIFALondonDerby

(COVID) 19/19 vision

Reminder that Son wasn’t great in his first season tbh. Give this guy a chance we all know what he’s capable of x.com/rueburner/stat…

A thread of tits

Wish I could play an instrument. Talent

Listen to the state of this. Fibre optic = 5G = coronavirus. Sound.

Quick question. Tiny Dancer or She’s Always A Woman. It’s the Joel John off.

Anyone heard from FLO RIDA recently? He better be sorting out his next banger for when lockdown ends.

“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

I no longer drunk message. I drunk play scrabble. You fine girl, now give me my 7 points.

✍️ We are delighted to announce the appointment of Antonio Conte as our Head Coach on a contract until the summer of 2023, with an option to extend.