white men will start a video with a 1 minute black screen talking about it being "the hardest video ive ever made", and it "almost didnt happen" and they "fear for their safety a little in all honesty" and this is the thumbnail

wasted white boys walking to 7/11 at 2am lore makes The Iliad look like a childrens picture book

throwing bricks at my crushes window until i kill them (i turned evil and fucked up after the vaccine)

was playing lethal company with my brother and his friends and they were giving driving lessons and i was locked in the back of the truck, begging for food or water, and they kept closing the hatch on me because the lettuce thief must be controlled to get your P plates

wafflehouse

hitting the slot machine so hard my third eye awakens

hey look at this image:

"BOY! IF YOU KEEP SLAMMING DOORS IN THIS HOUSE, I'LL TURN ON THE WHITE NOISE BOX!"

"BOY, DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR HAND IN THE PAIN BOX!"

going to the minecraft movie premiere on sleeping pills and counting how many times im woken up by 8 year olds screaming because a youtubers on screen

Fun Fact! If you listen to the album "Spirit World Field Guide" By Aesop Rock backwards, it sounds like the album, but it is in reverse!

im a "see it to believe it" sorta guy what is a baboon

??????????

Fatality Index Doctor Who scene but its how many hookers ive killed

i GOTTA obliterate myself at the obelisk

just checked into my hotel, they got an ape in the lobby!

oh yeah time to get 'shwifty'! thats what my nephew says he watches a show called rick the morty

its glue trap summer

ive invented new genre called slutcore and its just french house but every song has to sample the fartin on my roommates door guy

Balatro is literally unplayable unless you equip the among us cards... but its off automatically... go to game design 101 please 🙄