The heptapod is speaking to me

I think it’s time to make the jeopardy clue dollar amounts reflect current inflation. Nailing an obscure Keats poem is worth more than $2000

Joe Scarborough: "It drives me crazy when I hear politicians talking about how bad things are in America. We've got a $26 trillion GDP. China, which was supposed to overtake us ten years ago...they're stuck at $17-18 trillion. California which is supposed to be a socialist state,

Life imitates art

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Nice job oliver cromwell

The jump from 80 to 160 is just so sexy

‘American Italian’ ✌️ 👨🏻

Let me get some Swiss Giardiniera

Republicans prove their claim that government is run by braindead bureaucrats by hiring braindead bureaucrats

When the scale flickers between 197 and 199 before jumping to 204

One of the wettest from the standpoint of water

my favorite fun fact is that the root of the word helicopter is actually “he” “licopt” and “er”

I mean, it’s one subway platform Michael, how hot could it be?

Buses in NYC should run red lights, and if you get hit by one, it’s your fault

You have to appreciate his determination to destroy his family’s legacy

Great name for a PR Guy

So why do I have nightmare’s about this exact scenario??

‘Clear form’ and ‘Submit application’ need to be a little farther apart