Wait for it.

Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening .

say you owned a hot dog stand and there was another hot dog stand next door but they sold huge turds on a bun. just big ol steamers with ketchup on em. after four years, if people were 50/50 on who has the better hot dogs, you should probly burn your entire recipe and start over.

randomly remembered a danzig legacy special where him and doyle played stripped down misfits songs on a set modeled after the one from elvis’ comeback special. couldn’t find it anywhere. finally tracked it down and put it in ZERO CRED today: danozzi.substack.com/p/my-heroic-qu…

Dan Ozzi milo It was subtitled, Danzig 100% shed a tooth mid-song and then said "my tooth fell out". We love a calcium deficient king.

i read this in the tegan and sara voice

been hearing a lot of friends say they’re planning on avoiding the internet tomorrow. not me! it’s gonna be christmas morning for hall of fame bad posts on here. we’re talking takes so bafflingly stupid we can’t even imagine. and i need them all beamed directly into my brain.

trump when the results start coming in:

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A Saint Vitus Bar exhibit is coming to Punk Rock Museum in January, with an opening day event featuring Walter Schreifels, Nathaniel Shannon, and Dan Ozzi brooklynvegan.com/saint-vitus-ex…

NIGHT TEARERS, VOL 1: BECOME A REAL MOTHER FUCKER! edition of 150. hand-stamped and numbered. available now. danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/night-…

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feels silly posting this but this reprint arrived today. a tribute to my favorite los angeles landmark. buy one of these (or anything in my store) and i will donate all the money to those affected by the wildfires here. thank you. danozzi.bigcartel.com

tapping the sign…