What have I missed, Have Man United signed Karma?

Just got to round 43 on zombies, I'm set up, then my scuf fucks up and uses the paddle then disconnects #pissed

“Ethan Payne: Christians sat at their computers like ” Morgan @owensimcock99

The morning after Ed Woodward posted naked pics of Jennifer Lawrence all over the internet

The UK Border Agency has agreed to grant #mufc defender @MarcosRojo5 a visa and he will therefore be available to face QPR on 14 September.

Who needs sturidge XD

Two goals from Danny Welbeck tonight. Van Gaal should definitely think about signing him #ENGvSWI

Come on royal club!!!!

Passed it into the net. He may be slower than my gran but that's a lovely finish from Blind

I'm such a twat sometimes 😒😒

Last night summed up.

“@TSBible: A better view of THAT Lamela goal. So, so good! vine.co/v/Ohetg7TdVWw” @Jacck_LFC first english sets and then this......😂

“@Wicknes007: pic.x.com/VNQFVs5a6k” #UNITED

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my dad getting shit because of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

(RT)....... OpTic fans if you want a Optic OpTic Crimsix ........

RT and you could win a Custom Call of Duty #AdvancedWarfare Xbox One. Rules: bit.ly/AWLaunchSweeps #CODAWLaunch

If FIFA wasn't corrupt...

RT for a chance to win the ENTIRE FUT #TOTW! 18 untradeable IFs incl. IF Agüero! youtu.be/vdyEWRQGcM4 #FUT #FIFA15

Tottenham fans watching Sigurdsson...