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[explaining prison abolition to a friend] okay so you know Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, right?

*Ip Man punches me 100 times* heh, I’ve got him on the ropes now. *Ip Man punches me 100 more times* fuck

Pet Sounds is the story of the desire to experience the world like how you think other people do and the crushing feeling that it’s leaving you behind

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

WHAT ABOUT THE DROID ATTACK ON THE WOOKIES??

it sounds silly but it’s one of the reasons I stopped eating pork. beautiful movie

Israel is a military base disguised as a nation. its people are conscripted to serve the goals of western hegemony. Its existence is to be a vessel for the sins of the United States and its allies. It is the human shield and sword forged to fight for nelocolonialism.

wedding date 💕

l’m crying man lmaoooo

A grotesque headline befitting a grotesque reality

Zionists will post stuff like “hi I’m in a bomb shelter in Tel Aviv right now and I might not make it out alive, so this could be my last message, but I just wanted to say Zohran Mamdani should not become the mayor of New York.”

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happy father’s day!

One of the best written jokes of all time

Materialists was baffling. I can see what it’s trying to do but it falls all over itself and gets tangled up in a lot of playwright-isms that do not translate to film. as a Past Lives lover I take no pleasure in reporting this

The Sound of Music is so good it should be taught in classes. all classes. there should be a unit on it in Algebra 2

so do I have to go to work tomorrow or not?

They used to manufacture consent before sending us to war but everyone in power is so dumb & disillusioned that they aren’t even whipping out the “freedom” rhetoric this time. We all have to die because America’s tulpa demands it. Colonialism abroad always becomes fascism at home

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.