Remember when David Blaine slept in a perspex box suspended over the Thames for a week and people just threw chips at him and called him a cunt? Simpler times.

My Longest Yeah Boy Ever — llMegaxlxll (2015)

mfs be like: “how did u know I was a Psychic-Type Gym Leader?” and then they look like this:

Correct me if I am wrong because I am not as good with math as Trump or Hollyhand, but if a $20 item comes down by 500%, would that mean the pharmacist would pay me $80 to take a medicine?

Thoughts and prayers for concrete farmers today.

What else has this series got

you look like an american character in a japanese video game

The real Ibiza final boss

Eddie Howe showing multimillionaire Alexander Isak the ice creams he’s missed out on

Edinburgh earlier today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #OasisLive25

Dean Henderson is absolute dog shit

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like an evil rival confectioner to Willy Wonka about to launch a roast dinner flavoured lollipop into the market.

BREAKING: Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has reportedly submitted a formal bid to acquire Crystal Palace F.C.’s Community Shield trophy. Speaking to reporters, Marinakis said: “At last, a plate large enough for my dinner.”

‘Flushed Howay’

Giving the air fryer basket a little shake

Kudus is a bit good

Unlimited L's "What are you in for?" "DUI." "Bummer. What were you driving?" "A 737."

Gyokeres first half highlights

Doubt you’ll see a worse cameo than Ugarte today all season apart from Ugarte again at some other point in the season