Hed PE was severely underrated.

I'm 40 and have more friends who've started podcasts than families.

I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd assume he REALLY hates Texas.

Coins being used as money was started in 600 BC. You'd have to earn $260,800 per day, every day, since 600 BC to equal Elon's wealth.

Copper tariff? Great, now I have to compete for a resource with people who don't sleep.

You know times are tough when couples have a joint Facebook account.

Society was better off when we had to pay ten cents per text message.

The odds of being awful at playing actual football and fantasy football have to be small but here I am.

I'm just hoping ChatGPT 5 can't give handjobs because that's my career fallback plan.

Has anybody tried forcing libtards and maga hug it out? Works with kids.

One of these AI companies needs to reboot AskJeeves

Just told my wife her weight in dog lbs and that was a mistake.

Well I know Jerry Jones isn’t gonna die of natural causes…

The Farmers Almanac is just horoscopes for rural conservatives.

My dog, without insurance, gets to see an actual doctor at her appointments. Incredible.

Don't let this start a civil war, nobody should have to explain to their grandkids who Charlie Kirk was.

America may be a shitshow but our national anthem is nice.

Cats have not been domesticated.

I react the same to a rubberband being pointed at me as I would a gun.

If I start a story with "my friend told me..." I definitely heard it on a podcast.