“i’m just resting my eyes” me actually passing out 5 min later

L.A…we are overdue a dance? 🤔

Can we take some shrooms and go watch the new Avatar movie and call it a date?

my love language is physical touch i need to be this close!!

Hispanic dads be like

I am going to bed early tonight Me at 1:30am:

When ur headed out for the night

Simple touches like dis make a nigga feel so loved lmao

my mom: i don't think ur friends force you to drink! my friends:

my mau pussy is still wet from beyond wonderland

We need a John Summit B2B MAU P IN LA PLS 🧍🏽‍♂️

*note to self* no more going on discord after taking an edible at 2am

“I wonder if I should play Miley Cyrus or Carly Rae Jepsen tonight”

Nobody: me after eating: Mmm i need something sweet

i have a bad habit of not talking to people unless they talk to me

I have two problems in life: difficulty sleeping difficulty waking up

in 2008 I got bullied for listening to skrillex lol

Looking for a 2-Day daytrip ticket ‼️DM ME