Tour guides just had a word Said out of all the hard b*stards that have ever been here… I’m the hardest….and the sexiest 💪🏻

Nlice little 18 hour stay in England Time to break all of Portugal Golf course records for a few days 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

2 of the greatest names in golfing history 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Many have tried All have failed This is what happens when you try to compete with Danny at golf and drinking beer, then ending up drowning your sorrows after witnessing a golfing masterclass Thanks for coming Kevan Spanton

2 bad holes killed me resulting in me having to accept 3rd place in the ‘Golfing Championship of the Universe’ Heartbreaking but its a podium finish 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

About time I went on another holiday I reckon

Spiral staircase on th balcony… Only leads to Dannys own private pool on the roof Go on then…

Rough Thursdays Nearly as good as playing golf…

DANNYS HOLIDAY SO FAR IN NUMBERS Pool bar Pina Coladas drank - 48,652 Steak eaten - 3 and a half cows worth JD and cokes walloped - 53,291 Cannoballs recieved from Rory - In the millions Kg of Paella eaten - 874kg Steps - 482

Nice run out for the boys Some valuable minutes in the legs 💪🏻

Death, Taxes…and Yeovil away for the 1st game of the season… Love fixtures day #comeonpools

Wedding with the long suffering handbag features Can’t wait to toally impress her with my ‘putting the fag out’ dance later What a lucky woman she is 💪🏻

Greatest moves of the year💪🏻💪🏻

Hulk Hogan dead…. Normally I dont care about celebrities passing but this 1 has genuinely gutted me Massive part of my childhood gone, up there with Rik Mayall going this 1

Starting to get quite excited now Lets get an army of Poolies down to Yeovil next week ‘Poolies not here to take part, they are here to take over’ (Definitely gonna try to make this a thing this season haha)

Always nice to have the opposition fans remind me of how sexy and good looking I am 😂 Top banter from the Yeovil Town FC fans Football is officially back

You just lay there mate while i get my breath back for 5 minutes 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Whoever made this… Thank you 😂😂😂😂😂 Hartlepool United

Outstanding from the boys…some heroic performances there Superb following from the fans too especially on a Tuesday night game 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #comeonpools

Time for a bit of Peter Kay with the long suffering Handbag Features