Arsenal fans talk like they’re the Gambino crime family

No one forgets. Just our Brazilian brothers cannot live without big dinners. It comes for every single one of them

Brilliant 😂

Hate really does age you hahaha I’m the same age an he looks like my arl fella.

The daughter's first day at school. Enough to melt this cold, miserable heart 🥹

On training with a food commenter. "Oh, I see you've gone for the baguette today!" Fuck off and die

Italy with the daughter in Feb, boxed off. #LiveReformVoteTory

Woah there, save some fanny for the rest of us mate

"Can you just park up in one of the bays and we'll bring your order ov...

Perhaps the Vinted question pests should find out the P2P on some mates 🤔

Genius. Just obscure most of your windscreen. Massive pile-up within minutes. Clutter.

When men go into a podcast studio to talk football is there a box of those hats in every single one?

You'd be absolutely mortified for them.

Four series in and Slow Horses is still the most silly programme ever to hit the idiot box. Enjoyable.

Just funny how people don’t get shouted at for buying rip off things which have been coded in a certain way: lad rock/football tickets/pints but if you go to a vaguely progressively spirited music festival or get a take away coffee then that’s the height of bourgeois largesse

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